OMG!

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OMG ... it's great!!! I can't put it down, it's well written, spellbinding! It should be made into a movie.

OMG! We anticipate a strong competition among middle-aged character actors for the part of Jimmy the Gypsy entrepreneur and philosopher, who offers young Jason Benson mystifying advice about girls. Here's Jimmy explaining how he met his wife, My Edna:

He leaned across the table and lowered his voice. "Actually, I was bangin' her big sister. But then one day I'm over the house, I see this scrawny little fourteen-year-old nuthin' hunched over a sewing machine in the kitchen. 'I didn't know you had a sister,' I say to my girl. I look over at the kid sister and she looks at me. She smiles, I smile. We're all smiles. You ever notice My Edna's smile? Well, before ya know it, the older sister's history even though her tits were bigger." Jimmy raised his palms in wonder. "You see my point?"